Why hello there...
As you know, Fail Whales are the natural born enemy of any Tweeter - and thus all of humanity... especially people in Palo Alto, Ca. The objective is to shoot/kill as many Fail Whales as possible.
You have 25 seconds to do so, and all you have to do is aim then click! Don't forget to re-load...
At the end of the game, you can post your score to Twitter. Check the "Rankings" page when you're all done playing to see how well you stand up compared to the rest of the Twitter-verse, Twitter-atti, or Twitt-i-whatever.
Die Fail Whale is a game for friends, family, co-workers, people you hate, and even the smelly guy down the street who's always yelling about something.
Like with life, have fun with it... it's a game.
Andrew Conn
Designer & Developer
DieFailWhale.com
I offered to trade this game for my website, but Die Fail Whale said no. Now I'm sad. *
Micheal Arrington, TechCrunch *
One of the defining games in the modern history of gaming! *
New York Times *
If I could go back in time, I would start this instead of Twitter. It's that goooood - seriously! *
Biz Stone, Twitter Founder *
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Die Fail Whale website
* All this stuff is totally made up *
